The random thoughts of a genius...er...gene nash.
more than a smart ass
Published on May 23, 2004 By Gene Nash In Blogging

    For those who might not have seen it, Karen Hobbs has a blog where she pondered what your ScreenName says about you. Where did it come from, what does it mean, how does it relate to you as a person. Quite a few of your fellow JoeUsers have left comments answering the question. I'm going to do so here instead. That way my regular readers will get to see it. (And I'll also get at least 3 times the points. Ain't I a stinker?)

    (ScreenName is really an AOL term. Handle, Nick Name, User Name, Login Name, are terms more commonly used on the 'net at large. But that's the term used in the original article, so that's the term I'm going to use.)

    Usually I just use my real name as my ScreenName, but I felt like using a handle here. Something to do with my original intent of blogging for the purpose of linking to my website. I thought it might give me more search engine credibility if my name (which is also the website url) weren't splattered all over the place. (Then I go and put it in the sidebar under my picture. D'oh! Kind of blew that, huh?)

    Even before discovering JoeUser, I pondered options for a ScreenName, eventually settling on WiseGuy. (I like run-on sentences, don't I? More accurately run-on and on and on... sentences.) The pun-like dual nature of WiseGuy appealed to me. It could mean a guy who is wise, but also a class-clown-like smart ass. (The third connotation of a Bronx goomba eluded me till just now. Whoops.)

    I find JoeUser, deem it the best blog site I've seen, and select it for my first blogging adventure. Time to create an account. Horrors! "WiseGuy" is already taken! Now I'm left with a half completed account creation and no name. Considering how frequently this happens, you'd think I'd create alternatives just in case. But no. Once more I must stress my panicked brain for another choice.

    Looking for variations on WiseGuy, I fairly quickly seize upon SmartAs. That might work... Smart as this, smart as that. Plus it still had the dual connotation of WiseGuy. (Considering WiseGuy had that third mob connection I never thought of maybe it's a good thing it was already taken. Just what I need-- an Italian guy calling himself WiseGuy. And it only took me 6 months to notice....) I continued looking, but kept coming back to SmartAs as the best option. Then came the clincher. Spell it with a "z." Since I currently live in Arizona that would give it a third meaning! Ooooo, a triple threat. That did it. The rest is history.

    So, SmartAz means "Smart As...," "Smart Arizona," and (last and least) "Smart Ass." Unfortunately the last one is the only one people seem to pick up on. I'm actually beginning to regret my choice. It doesn't lead to one being taken seriously. Maybe I should have went with SmartAs anyway?

    Yours,
    Gene Nash


Comments
on May 23, 2004
And to think Mines Cannibal... and some ppl think I have a oral fixation with the female volva... well I do but it came from an old yahoo SN... go figure.

Thomas
on Jun 17, 2004
i can't make myself a screen name. It's just not working for me so could you help me?
on Jun 17, 2004
Help!! I need a screenname! Please because everyone else has a screenname but I don't! Will you please help me?
on Jun 17, 2004
I hate screennames! I hate trying to sum everything that makes me who I am into one tiny word. Mine always tend to be boring and monotonous. God, I'm in a bad mood today!
on Jun 19, 2004
Reply By: katie Posted: Thursday, June 17, 2004
i can't make myself a screen name. It's just not working for me so could you help me?

Reply By: Kaite Posted: Thursday, June 17, 2004
Help!! I need a screenname! Please because everyone else has a screenname but I don't! Will you please help me?

Hi, Katie. Exactly what isn't working for you? If you want a JoeUser screenname, follow this link...

https://www.joeuser.com/createblog.asp

...fill in the form and open an account.

on Jun 19, 2004
Kayles Posted: Thursday, June 17, 2004
I hate screennames! I hate trying to sum everything that makes me who I am into one tiny word. Mine always tend to be boring and monotonous. God, I'm in a bad mood today!

It wouldn't be so bad if you could go back and change them later. I hate my main AOL screenname -- but that's the one you can't change. ARRRGH! My first choice was taken, so I paniced and came up with something totally stupid and now I am stuck with it for life.

I don't think you can change your name here, either. If someone knows different, please let me know.
on Jun 20, 2004
my birthname was drone but it seemed so....i dunno....singlepurpose.

mine is taken from a tune ("i'm a kingbee") recorded by blues artist slim harpo (james moore) in the late 50s and thereafter covered pretty extensively by a lot of artists including the stones. ive been using it in nearly every chat or messaging community ive hung out in or belonged to since 97

enjoyed your site too!
on Jun 20, 2004
gene, i like smataz. it does convey the meaning you hope. well, at least it does to me.

"mignuna" is a local-dialect (or hybrid) maltese word meaning "crazy girl". it was bestowed upon me by a maltese friend, and it just stuck ... no idea why ... but my name is actually vanessa.

mig XX
on Mar 07, 2005

Better late than never!  WHen I saw the Handle, I thought it Meant Smart in Arizona, so my dyslexia reversed it in the other blog.  My Appologies for that.

Just got back from Imperial Valley, CA.  We dropped into Yuma a couple of times.  I have been there several times.  It is one of the prettiest states.  As a Railroad Buff, I find the tracks in Kingman to be some of the most awesome!  I hope to create a layout based upon that one day.