Put the salve on as instructed, go in for
your shots, and stay away from that one -- you'll be fine. Wait --
wrong "burning" question.
After perusing my
referrals, I decided to answer some of the questions which have
gone unanswered by the articles which search engines inaccurately
dumped people on.
"When does Lent end?" -- It's over. For future
reference it ends at Easter. That should be easy enough, right?
"When does Lent start?" -- Wait for Mardi Gras (it's all
over the news). Let the deprivation begin. Personally I like to
give up celibacy for Lent. It rids me of that false piety and
pride I have over being such a good boy and puts my focus back
where it belongs -- on what a lascivious little heathen worm I
really am.
Click
here for more than you could possibly ever want to know about
Lent.
"Where can I buy abortion pills?" -- While I don't
approve of this, I'll try to answer the question. I can't speak
for the rest of the world, but here in America you currently need
to get a prescription. Then avoid taking your prescription to any
pharmacy that puts little fish symbols in their Yellow Pages ads.
Information on lousy Realtors/real estate agents -- I
can only recommend you contact Diamond
del Rio Properties in Bullhead
City, AZ. You will then experience everything that is bad,
lousy, and dishonest about the real estate business. Then the next
time you see anyone exhibiting any of their traits you'll know to
run as fast and far as you can.
33 people have inquired about "milky way sluts" -- I'm
clueless. Is a "milky way slut" something like a crack whore but
they do it for Milky Way
candy bars? I don't know anything about them or where to find
them. If you obtain this information please forward it to me; I
have a bag of fun-size cooling in the fridge.
Was Peter the first Pope? -- Personally, technically I
would say no since Catholicism and the papacy did not exist at the
time of Peter. It's hard to be the first of something that doesn't
yet exist. However, Catholics do consider him the first Pope. They
trace an unbroken chain of leadership from Peter to John Paul II.
Supposedly Peter passed his church leadership on, then that one
passed it on, etc. etc. So, to a Protestant like me, uh-uh. To a
Catholic, yepper!
Someone was searching for a "slut teen blog" -- I resent
that. I am not a teen!
That's all for now. Keep those referrals
and questions coming in. Got a "burning question" not covered here?
Just ask it in the comments section and maybe I'll get around to it
next time. (Just don't hold your breath... because I wouldn't want
you to die or anything... and, really, how often do I write these
things?) Till then!
Your Answer Man,
Gene Nash