Two stories only related by the military.

        One of the Army's least known and more peculiar perks just may be free plastic surgery. The Army surgeons who perform reconstructive surgery on wartime casualties need someone to practice on. Enter soldiers, veterans, and families of the Army, Reserves, and National Guard. According to Dr. Bob Lyons, Army Chief of Plastic Surgery, they can offer any kind of cosmetic surgery for free. "I have not seen any restrictions on our practice whatsoever," he says.

        Between 2000 and 2003 they performed 472 breast enhancements and 1233 liposuctions amongst other purely cosmetic elective surgeries.

        Guess that's one perk Lynndie England never heard about .    *

        The supermarket cashier today couldn't wait to talk about the weird encounter she had just had. A young man came into the store holding an opened beer can.
        "I bought this last night," he said, "and now it's warm. Can I exchange it for a cold one?"
        "I'm sorry," she replied, "but once we sell alcoholic beverages we can't accept returns."
        He stared at her for a second, then said, "But I'm in the Army!"

        The cashier was laughing about it later. "That's one I'd never heard!" she said.
        Must have been one of those "JEEPs" Dharma was talking about.