Even as they try to marginalize him as a joke, Democrats clearly fear Nader. They continue to blame him for Al Gore's loss. (Maybe it was Al Gore's fault that he didn't inspire more voters. Just a thought. *)

        Nader has problems. The press is largely ignoring him. Without even the lowly political machine of a 3rd party he is struggling to get on ballots and raise money. One of the big questions when he first announced (the only time the press seemed to notice him) was who is going to pay for his campaign?

        Dear Republican friends, I submit to you that we Republicans should pay for Ralph Nader. Nader believes that a vote for him is a vote that doesn't go for Bush. Democrats believe a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush. We should listen to the Democrats.

        If a vote for Nader is truly a vote for Bush, then by financially and else-wise supporting Nader, we are opening another front for Bush. Vote Bush, support Nader. Bush doesn't need the publicity and he doesn't need the money. Ralph does, and it'll all be for the good of the grand old party anyway. That's the beauty of it.

        Republicans, get out there and start collecting signatures for Nader. He needs to get on ballots. Republicans go to VoteNader.com and start making donations. Ralph can tilt the election in your favor! Why are you just sitting there? Move!

        * BTW, I voted for Gore. So there.