In many of the
recent "Fahrenheit 9/11" inspired discussions of Michael Moore, our
left-leaning blogger friends would attempt to defend their pudgy
anti-hero by decrying what they considered the right's "journalists"
of excess: Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh. Again and again anytime
something was said against Mr. Moore we'd hear, "What about Limbaugh
and Coulter, huh? Aren't they just as bad? Why don't you talk about
them, huh?"
I only had one
response to that: I've never listened to Rush Limbaugh (and aside
from his drug problems and ESPN job-losing comments I don't know
anything about him) and who the hell is Ann Coulter? Never read her,
don't know anything about her. But really, could a chickie-poo be all
that bad?
Yes, she can be.
I just finished
reading several of Ms.
Coulter's op-ed pieces over at Yahoo. Good Lord, she's smarmier
than I am! Who'd've thunk such a thing was possible? My
impression from my initial exposure to Ms. Coulter? Just another
smarmy, self-important ideologue with no regard for facts or truth.
Why say something accurate when you can say something
unsubstantiated? If you can't say something nasty -- you're not
trying hard enough!
She's so overboard
it's enough to make one want to forever scrub interjecting humor into
one's commentaries. What she's practicing isn't humor, it's
mean-spiritedness taken to new lows. She titles her article on Bill
Clinton's autobiography "Moby's Dick." It gets worse from there. Take
this: "('My Life' was Clinton's second choice title, after the
publisher balked at naming the book 'I Am God, and You Are All My
Subjects.')" That's okay for standup comedy or a strictly humor
piece, but it has no place in a newspaper, not even in the
entertainment section. I could practically tear her commentaries
apart line-by-line. In Ann Coulter's own parlance, she's forgotten
the difference between making a joke and being one.
As a personal
comparison, Ann Coulter, for all her feigning of intellectual
prowess, isn't in Michael Moore's league in talent, intellect, or
sincerity. Michael Moore still knows how to be an entertainer. In
fact, I'd say he's less of a documentarian than an
entertainer. He uses his entertainments to push his beliefs. Ann
Coulter is so mean-spirited and spouting off of far-right dogma that
I can't imagine anyone finding her plausible or entertaining unless
they were equally or further right of her in the Kool Aid line.
(Actually, the more virulently ideological Moore becomes the less
entertaining he is. He may very well someday equal or surpass
Coulter, but I don't think he's there yet.) Coulter isn't funny,
she's an embarrassment.
The question of
the moment, though, is does Ann Coulter serve as an excuse for
Michael Moore? My response is, no.
I find it bizarre
someone would defend a person on the grounds of so-and-so being just
as bad or worse. Have you never heard of "damning with faint praise?"
To me that's like saying, "What do you mean you don't like Hitler?
Isn't Attila the Hun just as bad? Huh? What about that?"
Along those same
lines, I don't care if all the other kids are doing it, we don't do
it in this house! Just because the left can point fingers at
ideologues of the right doesn't make the ideologues of any ilk
or their illegitimate techniques valid. Incompetence is incompetence
no matter who is doing it. Lying and distortion should not be
permitted in the public arena period. If Michael Moore has used
deception to make a point it is fully legitimate -- even a duty -- to
point it out regardless of who else might be doing similarly
disreputable things. We need standards. Expose them all!
If you find
Michael Moore is "as bad as Ann Coulter" (and after all, by saying
the inverse, isn't this what you are acknowledging?) than why are you
paying attention to any of them?