"Hello? Homeland Security ? Good I want to report terrorist
threats. I was reading this book and the guy in it said... no it was
a novel.... What do you mean? You mean you don't care that this guy
said...? What is wrong with you people? So if he phoned in a bomb
threat.... Yeah! If the guy in the novel phoned in a bomb threat...!
So that's okay with you?
"Well there's a very real author behind it, isn't there? He is
inciting violence! Listen, anytime anyone says something like
this people of deranged mind can just go off! Why are you sniggering
at me? Yes, that's right I said this writing, fictional or not, could
set off a deranged mind. Really now I see nothing to be laughing at.
Yes, I would love to repeat this for your supervisor.
"Hello, Mr. Supervisor? I wish to alert you to a grave danger
within the covers of this book I was reading. I believe that the
author's dangerous writing may very well incite deranged minds to
distasteful actions. Now why are you laughing?
"I guess the defense of this nation is just a big joke to you,
huh? Well I am taking it very seriously! Very, very seriously!
What was that? Am I on a speakerphone? There's too much laughing, did
someone say 'Yes I can see that?' Good. I am glad you can at least
recognize how seriously I take this very important issue. It is
people like me, not people like you who will keep this country safe,
I can assure you!
"What? It depends on the suggestion. You think I shouldn't visit
any more libraries? So it's okay for this character to run around
free and I should not be visiting libraries?!?! Hello?
Hello...?"
(one week later)
"Hello? Homeland Security? I was at Blockbuster Video today..."