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Published on August 30, 2004 By Gene Nash In Democrat
This information on John Forbes Kerry provided courtesy of Wikipedia.

Did you know...

He served as an altar boy.
His paternal grandparents were Jewish but kept that a secret and raised their children Catholic.
Through his paternal grandmother, he is related to the famed 16th century Talmudist and Kabbalist Rabbi Judah Loew, "the Maharal of Prague."
His mother, Rosemary Forbes, is a member of the wealthy Forbes family. (That's right, like father just like son, marrying rich girls.)
His maternal grandfather was born in China.
Some of the Forbes fortune came from opium smuggling in China, great grandfather Forbes being a poppy botanist and opium dealer.
His first cousin Brice Lalonde is a French socialist, environmentalist activist, and Green Party politician who ran for President of France, and is mayor of Saint-Briac-sur-Mer near the Forbes family estate.
His father graduated from Yale University and Harvard Law School.
His mother served in the Red Cross in Paris during World War II.
Through his maternal grandmother he is related to John Winthrop, the first governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony.
The family estate, Les Essarts, in Saint-Briac, France was occupied and used as a Nazi headquarters during World War II. When the Germans fled they burned it down.
After it was rebuilt, the Kerry's would often summer in Les Essarts.
He attended a Swiss boarding school.
As a boy he would sneak into East Berlin.
He played on a lacrosse team captained by future FBI director Robert S. Mueller III,
He played electric bass on a 1961 album. (A copy of which was auctioned off on eBay earlier this year for $2,551.)
He worked on Teddy Kennedy's first senate run.
He dated Jackie Kennedy's half-sister.
He went yachting with President John Kennedy.Kennedy and Kerry Yachting
While still a student at Yale in 1965, he won the Ten Eyck prize as the best orator in the junior class for a speech that was critical of U.S. foreign policy, saying, "It is the specter of Western imperialism that causes more fear among Africans and Asians than communism, and thus it is self-defeating."
His graduation speech was a broad criticism of American foreign policy, including the Vietnam War.
He still has shrapnel in his left thigh from the wound that earned him his second Purple Heart.
He attempted to run for office in 1970, even before his testimony before Congress, but came in second in a caucus to determine a single antiwar candidate.
He once opened a small cookie and muffin shop in Boston's Quincy Market area.
He was Lieutenant Governor to failed presidential candidate Michael Dukakis.
He was responsible for the report which exposed Lt. Col. Oliver North's activities and led to the Iran-Contra scandal.
He dated actresses Morgan Fairchild and Catherine Oxenberg.
He is the beneficiary of at least four trusts inherited from Forbes family members.
His combined family net worth is estimated to be at least one billion dollars, making him the richest candidate in this year's election.
He's related to President Franklin D. Roosevelt (4th cousin twice removed) and President Calvin Coolidge (8th cousin once removed).
He and George W. Bush are cousins (9th cousin, twice removed).


Comments
on Aug 30, 2004
"It is the specter of Western imperialism that causes more fear among Africans and Asians than communism, and thus it is self-defeating."
His graduation speech was a broad criticism of American foreign policy, including the Vietnam War.


If I was American, it would be for these facts alone that have bought my vote.

Sounds like a very interesting person, hopefully he is a man of integrity rather than shallow words and loaded graduation speeches...

BAM!!!
on Aug 30, 2004
You can't fool me, Mug'z. It's the Calvin Coolidge angle that got your vote, right?

(or have you thrown over CC already?)
on Aug 30, 2004
You can't fool me, Mug'z. It's the Calvin Coolidge angle that got your vote, right?


hehe... that actually did catch my eye!!! Except, it seems as though everyone is related to everyone in your damn inbred upper echelons of society!

BAM!!!
on Aug 30, 2004
Is every rich person on the east coast related to every other rich person on the east coast??
on Aug 30, 2004
Thanks for the cool facts, where'd you find that pic?
on Aug 30, 2004
Gene you missed that he was President of the Young Democrats at Yale.

Mayor Bloomburg stated that last night, becuase he was President of the Young Republicians the year after Kerry was PYD.
on Aug 31, 2004
Is every rich person on the east coast related to every other rich person on the east coast??


I think I need to do my family tree....

where'd you find that pic?


It was on the Wikipedia entry for John Kerry. Clicking on it will take you to a larger and complete version. (I cropped it a little.) It was taken by a White House photographer.

Gene you missed that he was President of the Young Democrats at Yale.


Cool. It wasn't in my reference material. There are a few things I'll probably go back and add in the next week or so.
on Aug 31, 2004
who really cares
on Aug 31, 2004
Also, Kerry and Bush are both members of the ultra-secret "Skull and Bones" an elite Yale U. society.
on Aug 31, 2004
who really cares


Obviously you do or you wouldn't have taken the time to click, read, and comment.

I wonder, though, do you have a point, Mitch? Or are you just the typical asshole who thinks their pathetic opinions are the be-all and end-all of worthiness?

on Aug 31, 2004
Is every rich person on the east coast related to every other rich person on the east coast??


Probably, if you actually call "ninth cousin twice removed" related in any significant degree. Ninth Cousin means that you have to go back 10 generations to find a common ancestor. (And Twice Removed means that you take 8 steps back down the tree for one of them and 10 steps down for the other. Somebody's family had their children quite a bit farther apart, on average.)
on Aug 31, 2004

it seems as though everyone is related to everyone in your damn inbred upper echelons of society


its worse than that muggaz.  im related to both benjamin harrison and silent cal too (his genetic legacy has kept me from blabbing that all over the place i guess).

on Aug 31, 2004
im confused.  doesnt this kind of story problem usually have a series of questions at the end that draw on the statements of fact?   like: what time did the yacht arrive in moosejaw?...if the man in the white shirt sold 4 bran muffins to the former senator from massachusetts for $1.27 each, how many could the man with red hair buy for $ 44.37?...how many nazis were in east berlin? etc, etc.  
on Aug 31, 2004
this kind of story problem


Nah, it's a Rorschach test. There are no right or wrong answers. Some people, like Mug'z, will read it and say "He gets my vote!" Others may read it and see something dark which confirms why they won't vote for him. (And others are like Mitch who lack the intelligence to infer a point, let alone make one.)

on Sep 01, 2004

it's a Rorschach test


it shonuff is.  great answer (the mitch part is just icing)