How-To Pick the Rose Bowl Winner (almost) Guaranteed

Published on January 1, 2004 By Gene Nash In PC Gaming

(I noticed I've used the word "pretentious" in every blog I've posted. I swear to you this entry will not contain the word "pretentious." Wait a second.... D'oh!)

Watch the Rose Parade*. Wait for the Floats/Bands/Cheerleaders of each Rose Bowl team to show up. Check out the cheerleaders. The team with the more attractive cheerleaders usually wins. (I figure they have more to win for. Wink wink, nudge nudge.)

(If you have lousy taste, pick the opposite of which you think is more attractive )

Stay tuned, later in the month I'll tell you how to pick the Super Bowl winner.

Yours,
Gene Nash

* Technically the "Pasadena Tournament of Roses Parade" but you knew what I meant.

P.S. I'm not responsible for any gambling losses you may incur.

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