The random thoughts of a genius...er...gene nash.
any other 100s out there?
Published on January 7, 2005 By Gene Nash In Blogging

It has become somewhat traditional here at JU to write a special article commemorating our 100th article. This is mine.

Reaching my 100th blog has me thinking about other 100ths. Some 100ths we celebrate (number of blogs, birthdays -- maybe), some we'll probably never reach (100th Christmas, 100th trips to the other side of the world, birthdays -- again), and most go by without even a notice (100th Big Mac eaten, 100th sunset stopped and watched, 100th time you kissed someone special) unless you're OCD. I guess the more frequently an event occurs, the less attention we pay. The less frequent, the more "special" (for good or bad) each becomes.

Saturday Night Live once did a sketch about a man's guardian angel welcoming him to heaven.The guardian angel told him he could ask anything he wanted. "What's the grossest thing I ever ate?" asks the man. The angel shakes his head. "You couldn't handle it." The man inquires about the 2nd worst thing he ever ate. Angel shakes his head. They go back and forth till arriving at something ungross enough to stomach.

It makes you wonder what the top 100 grossest things you ever ate were, or even just the 100th grossest. What were the 100 dumbest things you ever said? Stupidest things you thought? Unrequited things longed for? 100 happiest moments? I wonder what the 100 longest lines I've ever stood in are? The 100 most distressing moments?

Some things are "the more the merrier," others are "Oh, God, make it stop!" If I never had another cold or sick day it could not be soon enough. Certainly most bodily functions fall into the latter category. No-one blows a noisemaker and shouts, "Woo-hoo! My 100th bout of diarrhea! Yesssss!" Although, 100th orgasm may be cause for celebration. "Share the moment with someone you love." I'd like to see the Hallmark card on that one.

What makes the 100th thing, when noticed, special? Experience suggests most things get old long before the 100th iteration. So why do some things remain special and noteworthy? Why do some things never lose their savor? And why do some things become even more special with time and repetition?

I don't know how many times I've been to Disneyland but I still long to go. How many times have I eaten pizza? Relished the smell of tea? Appreciated an attractive woman? I really couldn't tell you, but keep 'em coming!

I'd like to think that if we paid a little more attention to the things in our lives, focused a little more consciousness on them, savored them all just a little more, much more of daily life would become special. Even if we're not anal-retentive enough to count each one.


Comments
on Jan 07, 2005
Congratulations on your 100th article, how time flies, right? He he

As for the other things for which we never celebrate the 100th time they happened because we dont count them or we havent reached that number just yet, all i can say is the rarity of an event is proportional to the importance we give to it. Or it's the 1st time, rather than the 100th that seems more important. I dont know. Whatever, lets just celebrate this particular 100th shall we?
on Jan 07, 2005

I'd like to think that if we paid a little more attention to the things in our lives, focused a little more consciousness on them, savored them all just a little more, much more of daily life would become special


i agree wholeheartedly mr n.  if nothing else (and, of course, there's much more than that), ill remember this as the first time it occured to me that counting cases of the runs might be anal retentive (not to mention how contradictory that proposition seems).  

on Jan 07, 2005
Gene Nash..This is one of the best 100th article-articles I have read. Congratulations
Here is to 100 more.

i agree wholeheartedly mr n. if nothing else (and, of course, there's much more than that), ill remember this as the first time it occured to me that counting cases of the runs might be anal retentive (not to mention how contradictory that proposition seems).


@Kingbee....that was good..
on Jan 07, 2005
Congratulations Gene! A well-written article I might add and so deserves to be the 100th!
on Feb 03, 2005
how time flies, right? He he


It took me over a year to reach 100. Some people seem to do it in a couple of weeks! My original subtitle for this was "what took me so long?"

Whatever, lets just celebrate this particular 100th shall we?


WooHoo! Party at Island Gurl's!


ill remember this as the first time it occured to me that counting cases of the runs might be anal retentive (not to mention how contradictory that proposition seems).  


Now that you mention it....


This is one of the best 100th article-articles I have read. Congratulations


A well-written article I might add and so deserves to be the 100th!


Thanks everyone! I tried to do something a little different than the typical "100th." I'm glad you all enjoyed it.