Some things just make you feel old. Some things just walk up, slap
you in the face, scream, "You thought you were still young?!" and
start having a hearty laugh at your expense.
From my conversations with people, I get the impression that most
people see themselves as a certain fixed age in the past. "I still
feel 21," someone will say. Their current chronological age is a
forgotten inconvenience.
Then something happens and your real age comes flying up into your
consciousness. "Hi ya, pally! You might have forgotten me, but I sure
haven't forgotten you!"1
Your body refuses to do something you could previously do with ease.
You discover a high school friend is married and has multiple
children, some as old as when you originally met. Or in my case...
My mother applied for Social Security today.
That's a hard one to ignore. It doesn't matter that people still
mistake me for being in my late teens or early 20s.2
It doesn't matter that people keep mistaking my mother for
being in her 30s. It doesn't matter that I'd like to forget I was
born under the Nixon presidency.3
When your mother starts getting Social Security, you just
can't ignore the smirking numeral waving at you from the corner.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go price those "mobility
scooter" thingees. I may need one soon.
Yours,
Gene Nash
1. Apparently my chronological age talks like
Frank Sinatra.
2. They obviously need glasses. I can't even
convince myself I look that young anymore.
3. Is what President you were born under an
American equivalent to the Chinese being born under the Year of the
Dog/Dragon/Monkey etc.? I'm screwed.
Hehehe, and you thought I forgot how to use footnotes.