The random thoughts of a genius...er...gene nash.
'you applied for what?'
Published on February 4, 2005 By Gene Nash In Life Journals

Some things just make you feel old. Some things just walk up, slap you in the face, scream, "You thought you were still young?!" and start having a hearty laugh at your expense.

From my conversations with people, I get the impression that most people see themselves as a certain fixed age in the past. "I still feel 21," someone will say. Their current chronological age is a forgotten inconvenience.

Then something happens and your real age comes flying up into your consciousness. "Hi ya, pally! You might have forgotten me, but I sure haven't forgotten you!"1 Your body refuses to do something you could previously do with ease. You discover a high school friend is married and has multiple children, some as old as when you originally met. Or in my case...

My mother applied for Social Security today.

That's a hard one to ignore. It doesn't matter that people still mistake me for being in my late teens or early 20s.2 It doesn't matter that people keep mistaking my mother for being in her 30s. It doesn't matter that I'd like to forget I was born under the Nixon presidency.3 When your mother starts getting Social Security, you just can't ignore the smirking numeral waving at you from the corner.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go price those "mobility scooter" thingees. I may need one soon.

Yours,
Gene Nash

 

1. Apparently my chronological age talks like Frank Sinatra.
2. They obviously need glasses. I can't even convince myself I look that young anymore.
3. Is what President you were born under an American equivalent to the Chinese being born under the Year of the Dog/Dragon/Monkey etc.? I'm screwed.

 

Hehehe, and you thought I forgot how to use footnotes.


Comments
on Feb 04, 2005
I understand completely Gene!
My nurse told me that " oh, my mother used to go rollerskating when she was young too"....
and the carry out guy asked me if " don't you want help with those bags madam?"
and then the final insult, the counter gal at McDonald's asks me if I want to use my "senior discount" card....
YIKEES!!
Ya, I used to feel like I was in my thirties until about 5 years ago, that's the way I really felt until then.
on Feb 12, 2005
My parents are both retired, Gene. I know how you feel.

on Feb 18, 2005
Trudy, I'm sure they meant well.

Hey, dharma! I didn't see your reply before. The email notify thingee didn't tell me about it. Grrrr. I wonder what other comments I've missed.

Here's a couple more:

Finding your first grey hair.
Seeing an actor for the first time in a while and being shocked at how old they suddenly are.

No sooner had I posted this article then what should appear in my inbox? An ad for a mobility scooter.

I'm sure they meant well, too.
on Feb 18, 2005
I was just ripping some of my CDs onto my new harddrive, and I realized that Marilyn Manson's "Antichrist Superstar" album will be ten years old next year...

To me, it still feels "new". I feel old.