Why The Irish Are More Powerful Than the Jews

and more fun, too

Published on March 17, 2005 By Gene Nash In Humor

Meanwhile, at an unidentified pub, somewhere in the world...

I tell ya, we Irish are far more powerful than the Jews, we is.

The Jews turned one river red, once.
We Irish turn numerous rivers and millions of beers green every year.

And, really, would ya drink a beer that had turned to blood, anyhow? Wait, I just got a good look at you. You might.

Not only that, but we Irish are far more fun.

Those Jews have a Wailing Wall.
We have a Blarney Stone.

So, when you get done crying, lass, come on over here and kiss it.

A hearty, healthy St. Patty's to all!

Comments

Dr Guy

on Mar 17, 2005

YOu got a blarney stone cause you need one!

Gene Nash

on Mar 17, 2005

Don't blame them; it's the Guinness speaking.

Any Irish baby born with a blood-Guinness level of less than .05 is considered deficient and immediately put on an intravenous drip.

Gene Nash

on Mar 17, 2005

"And how likely are ya ta get kissed for just bein' Jewish, I ask ya? Not bloody likely! Too much free floatin' guilt!"

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