HOW TO GET NOTHING BUT PRAISE IN 3 EASY STEPS

excerpted from 'the ju coward's cookbook'

Published on May 25, 2005 By Gene Nash In Blog Communities

How to get nothing but praise in 3 easy steps.

1) Blacklist everyone who might remotely disagree with you. (Surf other sites and forums looking for haters, just to make sure you don't miss anybody.) * Also remember, ANONYMOUS USERS ARE EVIL and must not be allowed to speak.
2) Now that it is safe, post a self-serving article asking what people really think of you.
3) Smugly snuggle back into your little cocoon, basking in the praise and deluding yourself that you are actually wanted.

Anyone who still manages to not praise you is not a person who "matters" and is safely ignored.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

*No matter how much time this takes, it is important and necessary as part of your crusade against intolerance and hate, and therefore does not come under the terms of someone needing to get a life.

[Excerpted from "The JU Coward's Cookbook." Get your copy today.]

Comments (Page 2)

Gene Nash

on May 25, 2005

You seem to miss the word TEMPORARILY.

BakerStreet said to go ahead and blacklist him. "you could blacklist me, I guess..." I obliged.
I'm moving the comments to where they won't be off-topic, not eliminating them. He'll be free to continue his insults there.

His little flame fest will live on. And if you bothered to look, you'd find lots of unchecked dissent in my comments. Try this: http://randomthoughts.joeuser.com/ArticleComments.asp?AID=16146

Gene Nash

on May 25, 2005

Here's BS trolling another thread, trying to spread it to other blogs. He even rewrote the comment to include me once he saw it was a thread to which I'd responded.

Reply By: BakerStreet Posted: Wednesday, May 25, 2005
The trouble is paying attention to trolls. I sometimes screw up and care too much about what some dimwits think, but eventually even I see that there's no use and bumping them just serves their purpose. Gene baited me about Aeryck and then blacklisted me, but I would have thought even he was smart enough to tell the difference. I guess not.

Delete and Blacklist are your Friends.

We have blacklisting for a reason. When someone likes to turn a discussion about self-serving, deceitful praise seeking or cycles of tension into a "You're just an idiot. Why do I care so much what stupid people think? My friend is right to bash you knee jerk abusers" trolling what do you do? Ignore it?

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