Liberals: The Devil's Marshmallows?

it's your duty to fatten them up

Published on May 31, 2005 By Gene Nash In Humor

Invite as many liberals as you can to potlatches. Big Red likes 'em round and spongy.

Comments

NJforever

on May 31, 2005

MMMM! I never realized how delicious I was! *takes big bite out of self*

Gene Nash

on Jun 01, 2005

Are you suggesting I should eat a liberal?

(I guess you'd have to -- would a conservative be too prudish to let you eat her?)

Gene Nash

on Jun 01, 2005

I like to play with stereotypes.

err...no.

No sooner had I posted that comment, than I ran across this little lovely...

...and decided I had been far too hasty.

latour999

on Jun 02, 2005

And who is the stay-puft marshmallow man?

kingbee

on Jun 03, 2005

the stay-puft marshmallow man?

simon le bon

Gene Nash

on Jun 03, 2005

If liberals are the devil's marshmallows, who would the graham crackers and chocolate be if he decided to make a batch of s'mores?

I actually thought of a response for this, but since it's not the sort of thing I can say anywhere but a cloistered comedians' conclave without getting in serious trouble, I shall keep mum.

Teddy Kennedy

Like I said "round and spongy" and rum flavored.

simon le bon

Simon Le Bon-Bon's anyone?

I think anyone involved with View to a Kill is guaranteed a place at Satan's campfire.

And who is the stay-puft marshmallow man?

The next Democratic Nominee for President?

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