Horrible Slur On Liberal Women!

prove it, neonerds!

Published on June 18, 2005 By Gene Nash In Humor

I heard a horrible slur on Liberal women yesterday, and I just can't believe it.

I overheard two uncouth "gentlemen" (and I use the term very lightly) exchanging advice on "screwing" and one said to the other, "Just remember the old saying: Righty tighty, Lefty loosey."

OMG!

I don't know where they heard this "old saying," but it is patently ridiculous to think you could tell such a thing solely from a woman's political orientation!

I immediately challenged them, demanding, "Prove it, neonerds! What scientific studies do you have to support that baseless, demeaning insult to Liberal women?"

They just stared at me. The slackjawed, speechless Neanderthals had been put in their place.

In a similar vein, AnthonyR pointed me toward this article the other day which purports to prove that Republicans are the "pretty party."

Can't we all just get along?

Comments

ParaTed2k

on Jun 18, 2005

I guess that all depends on whether you consider "loose" an insult or not! ;~D

Moderateman

on Jun 18, 2005

too funny gene.. I get it btw. lol

Gene Nash

on Jun 18, 2005

I guess that all depends on whether you consider "loose" an insult or not! ;~D

Just because they are not stuck up and repressed like Conservative women is no reason to get personal.

Conservatives don't have an exclusive on morals, you know!

(Actually, despite the stereotypes, I've known some pretty slutty Conservatives.)

too funny gene.. I get it btw. lol

Once again walking the fine line between way too subtle and "adult only."

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