Stung By The King Of Bees

boy do i feel stupid

Published on October 18, 2005 By Gene Nash In Blogging

Sometimes I'll know something is there, but just not be able to see it. It drives me crazy that my subconscious is onto something but won't share. My sub-c must be female -- it drops hints then pouts because I don't get it. "Well if you can't see it, I'm certainly not going to tell you," it recriminates, then turns its very cold shoulder.

For more than a year now I've been looking at kingbee's URL, al-fahryd-i-nhumon.joeuser.com, trying to figure out what it means, knowing there is something there but just not getting it.

Okay -- I get it. Big duh-oh on me.

Ya got me, kb.

Just wait for that smarty pants subconscious to come around and pester me. Now I can just smile, turn my cold shoulder and say, "What, me worry?"

Comments

dharmagrl

on Oct 18, 2005

*sigh*..gene, m'love...you mean to tell me that all this time you couldn't figure that out?

Fuzzy must've affected you more than you let on...

Mr_Frog

on Oct 18, 2005

OK, I'll play the retard card. What the hell's it mean?

-- B

dharmagrl

on Oct 18, 2005

What the hell's it mean?

Alfred E Neuman.

Gene Nash

on Oct 18, 2005

*sigh*..gene, m'love...you mean to tell me that all this time you couldn't figure that out?

I like to think I was over thinking it.

(And placing the em-PHA-sis on the wrong seal-LAB-el.)

Fuzzy must've affected you more than you let on...

I told you my brain was turning to mush.

Maybe kingbee is really Lamont Cranston... he has the power to cloud men's minds!

OK, I'll play the retard card. What the hell's it mean?

Would you get MAD if we didn't tell you?

Gene Nash

on Oct 18, 2005

Alfred E Neuman.

Darnit! First The Usual Suspects and now this!

Next thing you'll be telling me that hot chick in The Crying Game is gay or something!

Mr_Frog

on Oct 18, 2005

D'oh. Here, I can play a decent game of Scrabble, but I can't see a double-entendre to save my life.

*goes and sits in the corner*

-- B

dharmagrl

on Oct 18, 2005

Darnit! First The Usual Suspects and now this!

I can't keep a secret to save my life....

Chaos Manager

on Oct 18, 2005

*SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*

Okay, now that there's a nice dent in my desk ...

It's another one of those things where once you know the secret, it's painfully obvious and you wonder why on Earth! did you ever not get it?

Sheesh. Color me dense sometimes.

foreverserenity

on Oct 18, 2005

Next thing you'll be telling me that hot chick in The Crying Game is gay or something!

hahaha...funny stuff Gene!

foreverserenity

on Oct 18, 2005

but I can't see a double-entendre to save my life.

Don't feel bad, I had no idea there was one there too!

kingbee

on Oct 18, 2005

What, me worry?"

(perhaps this is where we find out whether it's possible to insult someone using only an english to arabic--and back--online translator and an easily obtainable set arabic language font.)

kingbee

on Oct 18, 2005

Next thing you'll be telling me that hot chick in The Crying Game is gay or something

ummm that's a joke right?

Gene Nash

on Oct 18, 2005

(perhaps this is where we find out whether it's possible to insult someone using only an english to arabic--and back--online translator and an easily obtainable set arabic language font.)

Don't know. Should I have Café Press stick that image on a sweatshirt and go strolling into the nearest Mosque to see what happens? (It'll be faster than staring at it for the next year. Though this time when the revelation "strikes me" it may be less pleasant....)

ummm that's a joke right?

OMG, she is gay? What a drag!

(Wondering if the two punchlines I cut before settling on "what a drag" really were too over the top for my JU audience....)

foreverserenity

on Oct 18, 2005

OMG, she is gay? What a drag!

(Wondering if the two punchlines I cut before settling on "what a drag" really were too over the top for my JU audience....

I think that spells it out quite clearly!

Gene Nash

on Oct 18, 2005

She?

hahaha.

Oh, if that amuses you, you should have seen the two I didn't go with.

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