Tony-winning actress Sutton Foster -- yeah, I never heard of her either -- was rehearsing the musical The Drowsy Chaperone at the Ahmanson Theater in Los Angeles earlier this week when a funny thing happened on the way to the premiere.
During the number "I'm An Accident Waiting To Happen" she fell over and broke her arm.
That's called irony, folks.
I haven't been so amused by a story this week since the Baptist pastor stopped mid-baptism to grab a microphone and electrocuted himself.
I hear his last words were, "I feel the power of the Lord! Wait -- do you smell smoke?"
Just remember, comedy is when someone else slips on a banana peel and breaks their back; tragedy is when you develop a hangnail.