In which I continue to comment on movies I haven't seen. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory This one will go into the unnecessary remake hall of fame. From Johnny Depp's bizarre, cloying take on the character, to that insipid theme music that sounds like a bad cover-band version of the Itchy and Scratchy tune, this has all the makings of a train wreck. Johnny Depp is such a critic's darling right now, he'll no doubt be highly praised. How long till they sign him up as Rhett Butler...

[Okay, I wrote this a couple of weeks ago and forgot to post it.]  Why should not having seen a movie stop me from babbling about it? Besides, you can tell a lot from a trailer. Caveat Lector's in place, let's proceed. Batman Begins Stupid title. Stupid casting. (Michael Caine as Alfred?!?!?!) Stupid Batmobile. It'll make at least $150 million. As much as I love Batman, this one is leaving me indifferent. The first scenes I saw got me excited, the last ones left...

        Last week Sandra Bullock celebrated her 40th birthday. (Do you really "celebrate" turning 40?I mean, there are still fingernail marks in the floor from my beingdragged into 30. -- Yeah, I know, I have to get in front of the wavewith my blogs; I'm always playing catch-up.) Here are my thoughts onthe best, worst, and most watchable Sandra Bullock movies. Sandra Bullock's Best Movie         Okay, nopussy-f...