When I first read this story I was shocked. But I am sad and disillusioned to find the victim was our very own Grandpa J4J. Wednesday, June 8, 2005 West Bank, Israel A shocking documentary by Arab television network Al-Jazeera has led to violence in the streets here in the West Bank. An unnamed peace loving Jewish man on a mission of mercy was beset by stick wielding Muslim youths yesterday. According to witnesses, the man barely escaped in his car. He was briefly treated at a lo...

When I first read this story I was shocked. But I am sad and disillusioned to find the victim was our very own Grandpa J4J. Wednesday, June 8, 2005 West Bank, Israel A shocking documentary by Arab television network Al-Jazeera has led to violence in the streets here in the West Bank. An unnamed peace loving Jewish man on a mission of mercy was beset by stick wielding Muslim youths yesterday. According to witnesses, the man barely escaped in his car. He was briefly treated at a lo...

So, I'm reading "Funny Wikipedia Articles" by someone named Andrew J. Brehm when I happen across this sentence: "The only city in Germany with an explicit prostitution tax is Cologne." Which, dyslexic that I am, I read as, "The only German with explicit prostitution to ask is Col. Gene."     Don't let anybody fool you -- dyslexia is fun!

So, I'm reading "Funny Wikipedia Articles" by someone named Andrew J. Brehm when I happen across this sentence: "The only city in Germany with an explicit prostitution tax is Cologne." Which, dyslexic that I am, I read as, "The only German with explicit prostitution to ask is Col. Gene."     Don't let anybody fool you -- dyslexia is fun!

Invite as many liberals as you can to potlatches. Big Red likes 'em round and spongy.

Invite as many liberals as you can to potlatches. Big Red likes 'em round and spongy.

Doctor's handwriting isn't the only thing that can be hard toread. These "what the?!" moments brought to you from the 'net atlarge. Extra comments are all mine. 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over ayear. 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day itdisappeared completely. 3. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in1993.          [Was thatbefore or after she got the bill?] 4....

Doctor's handwriting isn't the only thing that can be hard toread. These "what the?!" moments brought to you from the 'net atlarge. Extra comments are all mine. 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over ayear. 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day itdisappeared completely. 3. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in1993.          [Was thatbefore or after she got the bill?] 4....

Dear Princes of Rome, Please weigh the following ten items when considering my nomination for Pope. Thank you. 10.   I'm part Italian. You get to have an Italian and non-Italian Pope at the same time. 9.   I'm multi-lingual, so I can keep up that whole "talk to them in their own language" thing. 8.   I look good in weird hats. 7.   I have relatives in Italy, so you wouldn't have to put me up or anything. (But I don't eat much, if you want to keep me.) 6. &nb...

Dear Princes of Rome, Please weigh the following ten items when considering my nomination for Pope. Thank you. 10.   I'm part Italian. You get to have an Italian and non-Italian Pope at the same time. 9.   I'm multi-lingual, so I can keep up that whole "talk to them in their own language" thing. 8.   I look good in weird hats. 7.   I have relatives in Italy, so you wouldn't have to put me up or anything. (But I don't eat much, if you want to keep me.) 6. &nb...

Meanwhile, at an unidentified pub, somewhere in the world... I tell ya, we Irish are far more powerful than the Jews, we is. The Jews turned one river red, once. We Irish turn numerous rivers and millions of beers green every year. And, really, would ya drink a beer that had turned to blood, anyhow? Wait, I just got a good look at you. You might. Not only that, but we Irish are far more fun. Those Jews have a Wailing Wall. We have a Blarney Stone. So, when you ...

Meanwhile, at an unidentified pub, somewhere in the world... I tell ya, we Irish are far more powerful than the Jews, we is. The Jews turned one river red, once. We Irish turn numerous rivers and millions of beers green every year. And, really, would ya drink a beer that had turned to blood, anyhow? Wait, I just got a good look at you. You might. Not only that, but we Irish are far more fun. Those Jews have a Wailing Wall. We have a Blarney Stone. So, when you ...

This is what I've learned from watching Sylvester Stallone's new boxing "reality show" The Contender.    

This is what I've learned from watching Sylvester Stallone's new boxing "reality show" The Contender.    

I found these cool DVDs in Wal-Mart. It's a four DVD set called "Comedy Classics" with... 5 episodes of The Jack Benny Program 12 Episodes of You Bet Your Life with Groucho Marx Road to Bali (Bob Hope and Bing Crosby movie) My Favorite Brunette (Bob Hope) Road to Hollywood (1946 Documentary about Bing Crosby) At War with the Army (Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin movie) ...761 minutes of classic wit and mirth, and all for less than $10. Score! So, I'm standing in the checkout...